Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign

Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign

We live in a diverse culture of religion, race, gender, generations and personality.   We all have our own signs to wear and hopefully we all have enough humor to laugh at the issue and do not take any of this personally. 

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Genie in a bottle . . .

Posted by on Jan 16, 2012 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

A Mexican (an undocumented Democrat), a Black, a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand.   He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand...

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Test results have more than answers . . .

Posted by on Dec 6, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

Tyrone applied for a fork lift operator job at a famous firm based in Detroit.   A white man applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to...

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The Business Deal

Posted by on Nov 5, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

. A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38. The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his...

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Condom History

Posted by on Nov 1, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

Interesting piece of history! In 1272, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine. In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat...

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The biker’s kiss

Posted by on Jul 7, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

A tough looking group of bikers on Harleys were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you...

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Copper Wire

Posted by on Jun 25, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone...

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The brand new edition of You know you’re a redneck when…

Posted by on May 14, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You...

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The golf gun

Posted by on May 12, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. ‘How was he killed?’ asked one detective. ‘With a golf gun,’ the other detective replied. ‘A golf...

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Redneck detectives . . .

Posted by on May 12, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records.

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Texas Sheriff’s Exam

Posted by on May 12, 2011 in ATTITUDE, Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

A man in Texas looking to join the County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says, “Your qualifications look good, but there’s an attitude suitability...

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“Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate

Posted by on Apr 8, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

1. Stick your open palm under the stall and ask your neighbor, “May I  borrow a highlighter?”  2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”  3. Cheer and...

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Hickphonics

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

  Southern slang, or “Hickphonics,” as a language is to be taught in all Southern schools.  Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/ English dictionary: HEIDI – noun. Greeting. HIRE YEW...

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The Old Rancher

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a ‘mail order’ bride. Being a good...

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The Texan

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

TEXAS PREPARATION This old story out of  Texas . —-   Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.  Guy hands the cop his driver’s...

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How’s my driving . . .

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

  98% OF AMERICANS SAY ‘OH SHIT’ BEFORE GOING IN A DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.         THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM  MINNESOTA, WISCONSIN, MICHIGAN OR COLORADO AND THEY SAY, ‘HOLD MY...

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Da End Be Near!!!!!!

Posted by on Mar 30, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

Subject: Da End Be Near!!!!!   Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist   Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church   across the road.  ...

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A perplexing question . . .

Posted by on Mar 30, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

Question: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a drop off (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine...

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Tough Shit Amigo

Posted by on Mar 29, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

  A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee  outside an Arizona immigration office. “Good man,” the fairy said, “I’ve been sent here by President...

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Minor Problem

Posted by on Mar 29, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

These contractors are installing steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar downtown. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the...

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Redneck Remodel

Posted by on Mar 26, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

Redneck Mansion . . .  Looking for more budget wise ideas to build or remodel, click here to see...

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Lone Ranger and Tonto

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

  The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, ‘Kemo...

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Larry’s proverbs . . .

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

Larry’s proverbs..       Oh this Larry 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on...

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The Rancher’s Wife

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...

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Purina diet

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

I have a Labrador Retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog: (DUH!) On impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t...

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The little black box . .

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had For the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four...

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Ancient Chinese Wisdom

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with...

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Like a straw

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

There were these two not so bright guys who had to get across the desert. Since they didn’t have enough money for a car they decided to buy a camel. The camel dealer promised them that the...

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