Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign
We live in a diverse culture of religion, race, gender, generations and personality. We all have our own signs to wear and hopefully we all have enough humor to laugh at the issue and do not take any of this personally.
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Genie in a bottle . . .
A Mexican (an undocumented Democrat), a Black, a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand...
read moreTest results have more than answers . . .
Tyrone applied for a fork lift operator job at a famous firm based in Detroit. A white man applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to...
read moreThe Business Deal
. A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38. The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his...
read moreCondom History
Interesting piece of history! In 1272, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine. In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat...
read moreThe biker’s kiss
A tough looking group of bikers on Harleys were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you...
read moreCopper Wire
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone...
read moreThe brand new edition of You know you’re a redneck when…
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You...
read moreThe golf gun
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. ‘How was he killed?’ asked one detective. ‘With a golf gun,’ the other detective replied. ‘A golf...
read moreRedneck detectives . . .
Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records.
read moreTexas Sheriff’s Exam
A man in Texas looking to join the County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says, “Your qualifications look good, but there’s an attitude suitability...
read more“Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and...
read moreHickphonics
Southern slang, or “Hickphonics,” as a language is to be taught in all Southern schools. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/ English dictionary: HEIDI – noun. Greeting. HIRE YEW...
read moreThe Old Rancher
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a ‘mail order’ bride. Being a good...
read moreThe Texan
TEXAS PREPARATION This old story out of Texas . —- Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver’s...
read moreHow’s my driving . . .
98% OF AMERICANS SAY ‘OH SHIT’ BEFORE GOING IN A DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM MINNESOTA, WISCONSIN, MICHIGAN OR COLORADO AND THEY SAY, ‘HOLD MY...
read moreDa End Be Near!!!!!!
Subject: Da End Be Near!!!!! Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. ...
read moreA perplexing question . . .
Question: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a drop off (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine...
read moreTough Shit Amigo
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office. “Good man,” the fairy said, “I’ve been sent here by President...
read moreMinor Problem
These contractors are installing steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar downtown. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the...
read moreRedneck Remodel
Redneck Mansion . . . Looking for more budget wise ideas to build or remodel, click here to see...
read moreLone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, ‘Kemo...
read moreLarry’s proverbs . . .
Larry’s proverbs.. Oh this Larry 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on...
read moreThe Rancher’s Wife
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...
read morePurina diet
I have a Labrador Retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog: (DUH!) On impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t...
read moreThe little black box . .
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had For the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four...
read moreAncient Chinese Wisdom
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with...
read moreLike a straw
There were these two not so bright guys who had to get across the desert. Since they didn’t have enough money for a car they decided to buy a camel. The camel dealer promised them that the...
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