The Punchline is in the Fine Print – Legal Humor
The Tax Return
A woman walks into anaccountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He...
read morePolice Quotes
These are actual comments made by 16 different Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: 1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder...
read moreThe rising cost of auto insurance
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. The instances of faulty writing serve to...
read more~~~WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER! ~~~
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. 3. ...
read moreThe frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he...
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