ATTITUDE

Thought for 2012

Posted by giddy filly on Dec 6, 2011 in ATTITUDE | 0 comments

Dear God, My prayer for 2012 is for A fat bank account & a thin body. Please don’t mix these up like you did last year....

Proven Laws

Posted by giddy filly on Nov 9, 2011 in ATTITUDE | 0 comments

The following are no longer theories.     *1.** **Law of Mechanical Repair **- *After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. * 2.**...

Cool as a cucumber. . .not

Posted by giddy filly on Jul 25, 2011 in ATTITUDE | 0 comments

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Hitler finds our Osama Bin Laden is dead

Posted by giddy filly on May 14, 2011 in ATTITUDE | 0 comments

Texas Sheriff’s Exam

Posted by giddy filly on May 12, 2011 in ATTITUDE, Redneck, hillbilly or yankee . . . give me my sign | 0 comments

A man in Texas looking to join the County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says, “Your qualifications look good, but there’s an attitude suitability...

Irritated Utah Neighbor Flips the Bird in a major way . . .

Posted by giddy filly on Apr 15, 2011 in ATTITUDE | 0 comments

A city councilman in  Utah , Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home. The new home was 18 inches higher...

Attitude

Posted by giddy filly on Apr 11, 2011 in ATTITUDE | 0 comments

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SMP

Posted by giddy filly on Mar 19, 2011 in ATTITUDE | 0 comments

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain...

Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler

Posted by giddy filly on Mar 19, 2011 in ATTITUDE | 0 comments

December 8 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It...