SMP
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable
cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight
Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good
and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back
and relax – OH MY GOD!”
Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the
flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my
lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
A passenger in Coach said, “That’s nothing. He should see the back of mine!”