Animal Humor
For the animal lover in most of us.
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Best Chainsaw Imitation 2011
and I think a hippo is a vegetarian . . . watch eating too many greens!
read moreMagician and the Parrot
A magician was working on a cruise ship. Since the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was...
read moreSinging Horses
You control each horse by the series in which you click on and cursor over each horse. Click here to compose your tune ....
read moreDog determined to get statue to play fetch
This dog believes the statue will throw the stick if it remains determined . . .
read moreTicklish Baby Penguin
What’s just as funny is how excited the little guy is to get tickled
read moreThings dogs must remember . . .
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying...
read moreThe $20 Parrot
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud; “Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this...
read more$10 Dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and...
read moreThe Cat
The Cat A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, ‘You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.’The cat...
read moreDear Dog:
Dear Dog: I’m so sorry that you were sent to the pound for the broken lamp that you did not break, for the fish that you did not eat, for the carpet that you did not wet. Things here at...
read morePower Outage
It was a cold, dark stormy night. The power went out and their passion finally got the better of them. At that moment they knew they had to be together. They knew it...
read moreThe Camel and The Elephant
An elephant asks a camel, “Why are your breasts on your back?” “Well,” says the camel, “I think that’s a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face.&#
read moreFor the horse enthusiest
The backyard rider: Usually found wearing shorts and sports bra in summer, and flannel nightgown, muck boots and down jacket in winter. Drives a Ford Tempo filled with saddle blankets and dog hair....
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