Political Humor
Why is it there is so much funny material circulating on the democrats and so little on the republicans?
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The Teacher and American History
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Yoshi a...
read more2012 is an Election Year – Vote Wisely
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well,for example, the other day, my wife Elaine and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came...
read moreHow Our Tax System Works
Just in case you are not completely clear on this issue, the following might help. Let’s put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer...
read moreNo Nativity Scene in DC this Christmas
WE KNOW THIS IS TRUE !!! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States’ Capital this Christmas season. There’s no relegious reason...
read morePinocchio, Snow White and Superman
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one Day. As they walk, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the...
read moreAnimal group names
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and...
read moreTimeless Quotes
Some good quotes that may be old, yet seem very timely in 2011: 1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a...
read moreThe Haircut
The Haircut One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you , I’m doing community...
read morePolice do care . . . .
POLICE SENSITIVITY I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don’t care. Well, here is a story that shows not all cops are in that category. The...
read moreFlorida Ballot
An historical event in voting that will go into future generation’s text books. The illustration will...
read moreAre you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following problem. You’re walking down a...
read moreThe Robot Bartender
A new bar opened and everyone in town was talking about it. The buzz was because it had a robot-bartender. One fellow had to see this for himself, so in he goes and sits at the bar. Sure...
read moreThe hereafter
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ‘Welcome to heaven,’...
read moreParadoxical thought . . .
“Fathom the odd hypocrisy that the government wants every citizen to prove that they are insured, but people don’t have to prove that they are...
read moreBill Cosby for President
Four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: Soap, Ballot, Jury and Ammo. …Please use in that order. Bill Cosby has a great way of “distilling” things …Looks like...
read moreCowboy from Wyoming
A cowboy from Wyoming A cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. “Dad,” he says,...
read moreGerman Float
This float was in a parade in Berlin , You’ve Got to Love those Germans… They have A Great sense of humor! Is that Hillary…? What is she...
read moreThe Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is th at you cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a...
read moreLie Clock
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “Why are all those clocks here?” St. Peter...
read moreNew element in the periodic table
Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant...
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