Drunk as a skunk
That self medicated state that temporarily removes us from the reality of embarrassing moments. There’s a lot to be said about drinking responsibly!
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Olga gets a beer
It was a hot day in Minnesota…….. Olga hung out the wash to dry and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. “Gootness, it’s hotter dan hell today,” she mused to herself...
read moreDrinking and Driving
This is a word to the wise for all my email friends. I would like to share an experience with you, it has to do with drinking and driving. As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities...
read moreTalking Clock
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a...
read moreThe Baptist Cowboy
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes...
read moreJet Fuel
A couple of airplane mechanics, drinking buddies, are in the hanger at Newark, where the runway is fogged in and they have nothing to do. John says, “Man, have you got anything to...
read moreDriving under the influence
There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a down pour of thunder and rain. Two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the...
read moreNew WalMart Wines
Wal-Mart has announced that sometime in 2011, it will begin offering customers a new discount item — its own store-brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with...
read moreWhat a bad day . .
A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, threateningly leering biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, watcha’...
read moreThe natural order of things . . .
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for...
read moreDon’t mess with my horse
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had...
read moreScience 101
A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks...
read moreI’ll read you your rights . . .
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you.” The drunk replies, “Tits.”
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