Technology Humor
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Rocket Science
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The...
read moreI’m tired . . .
For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked. • The...
read moreWindows Southern Edition
WINDOWS SOUTHERN EDITION Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies ofthe WINDOWS SOUTHERN EDITION may have inadvertently been shipped outside the South. If you have one of...
read moreThe birds and the bees
Modern Birds and Bees A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out...
read moreA special thanks to all my email buddies . . .
As we progress through 2011, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom...
read moreUPS Airline Humor
Remember it takes a college degree to f ly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells...
read moreGates compares computer industry to auto industry
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
read moreThe Call Center Glossary- by the techies for the techies
The Call Center Glossary Greg Levin abandonment: The feeling a call center manager experiences just after talking to senior management about a budget increase. adherence to schedule: A call center...
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