Senior Moments
Hands down, seniors are the largest contributors to this site. They may forget everything else, but they never forget to laugh.
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Senior Trips
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one...
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well,for example, the other day, my wife Elaine and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came...
read moreThe Benefits of Turning 50
The Benefits of Turning 50 You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. You sing along with elevator music. Your eyes won’t get much worse. Your investment in...
read moreMy Travels
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one...
read moreRetitled Music of the 60′s
Some of the artists of the 60′s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the “Limbo” as if it were yesterday. They...
read moreThe benefits of turning 50 . . .
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. You sing along with elevator music. Your eyes won’t get much worse. Your investment in health insurance is finally...
read moreNew wine for seniors . . .
New Wine for Seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an...
read moreits swimsuit time again
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit,...
read moreReflections . . . . you can take it from here
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John...
read moreOMG I’m RICH!
Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood Lead in the Ass Iron in the Arteries And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought I’d...
read moreSenior Romance
Senior Romance!!! I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried...
read moreRetirement
And They Ask Why I Like Retirement!! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on...
read moreMoney in the Attic
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they...
read moreAIDS WARNING!
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION’S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS! . . . . . . MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS! HEARING AIDS BAND AIDS ROLL AIDS WALKING AIDS ...
read moreGentle exercise for the more mature
Gentle exercise for the more mature. I tried it, I liked it & I think you will too !! The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is...
read moreThe Dementia Quiz
FIRST QUESTION: YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST, THEN YOU...
read moreQuestions and Answers from AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going...
read moreSmart Ass!
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their “soon-to-be” new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other,...
read moreOld Timers Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and...
read moreTwo Old Women
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, ‘Rose, we both loved...
read moreCoppertone Tan
Remember, in the late 50′s early 60′s, that cute little Coppertone girl with her dog pulling on her blue bathing suit bottoms ? Scroll...
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