Retirement
And They Ask Why I Like Retirement!!
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the
couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light
bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get
everything done.
Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called
Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent
discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal
attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who
enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out
the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of
their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What is the best way to describe
retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What’s the biggest advantage of going
back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your
parents.
My favorite one:
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat &Sun I rest!