Texas Sheriff’s Exam
A man in Texas looking to join the County Sheriffs Dept. was being
interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, “Your qualifications look good, but
there’s an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be
accepted.”
Then, sliding a Smith and
Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, “Take
this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim
extremists, six ‘ Progressive Liberal’ Democrats, and a
rabbit.”
“Why the rabbit?” the man asked.
“That’s the attitude we’re looking for.” said the Sergeant,
“When can you start?”