Da End Be Near!!!!!!

  Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist
  Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church
  across the road.

  They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground,
  that read:

  ‘Da End is Near ! Turn Yo Sef ‘Roun Now Afore It Be Too Late!’

  As a car from up North sped past them, the driver leaned out his window
  and yelled, ‘You religious nuts!’

  From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash…

  Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, ‘Do ya tink maybe da sign should
  jussay…..’Bridge Out?’