The resurrection
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem .
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
husband, “You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we
can have her shipped back home for $5000. The husband thought about it
and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The
undertaker asked him, ”why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped
home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only
cost $150????” The husband replied, “Long ago, a man died here, was
buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead….. I just can’t
take that chance!!!!”