How to get to heaven from Ireland

How to get to Heaven from Ireland : A true story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher..I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, ‘ If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven? ”NO! ‘ the children answered. If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?’Again, the answer was ‘ NO! ‘If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven? Again, they all answered ‘ NO!’I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ‘ Then how can I get into heaven?’ A six year-old boy shouted out: “YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN ‘ DEAD….”It’s a curious race, the Irish.

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