Words of Wisdom!

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day
and said,
“Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
night
with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now … I have a $800,000.00 home, a $55,000.00 car, a nice big bed and
a large screen 55″ TV, but I’m sleeping with a 63-year-old woman.
It
seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again
be
living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.

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