Confessional

Posted on Apr 4, 2011

An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation

ensues:

 Man : I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many

 children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked

 up  two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had

 sex with each of them three times.

 Priest : Are you sorry for your sins?

 Man : What sins?

 Priest : What kind of a Catholic are you?

 Man : I’m Jewish

 Priest: Why are you telling me all this?

  Man : I’m telling everybody.