Little Johnny
Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book. The teacher noticed the fly sitting on the grade book, so she smacked it with a ruler. But, the fly didn’t fly away, so she smacked the grade book once again. Again, the fly didn’t fly away. This drove the t
Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book.
The teacher noticed the fly sitting on the grade book, so she
smacked it with a ruler. But, the fly didn’t fly away, so she
smacked the grade book once again. Again, the fly didn’t fly
away.
This drove the teacher mad, so she started to pound the
grade book with the ruler and, as a result, the grade book
quickly amounted to nothing more than a bunch of torn sheets
of paper.
With the class laughing, the embarrassed teacher realized
what had happened.
That afternoon, the teacher called Little Johnny’s father to
school. “You see what your son did to our class grade book?”
she said.
“That’s nothing,” remarked Little Johnny’s father. “Last week,
he drew a naked woman on the fence in our yard and I’ve
been pulling splinters out of my dick ever since!”