Kids are quick

TEACHER:         John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?  
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:         Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:         No, that’s wrong  
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER:         Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?  
DONALD:         H I J K L M N O.  
TEACHER:         What are you talking about?  
DONALD:         Yesterday you said it’s H to O.  
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TEACHER:         Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.  
WINNIE:         Me!
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TEACHER:     Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:         Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:         Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘  
MILLIE:         I is..
TEACHER:         No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE:         All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER:         George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted  it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?  
LOUIS:         Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
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TEACHER:         Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?  
SIMON:         No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?  
CLYDE :         No, sir. It’s the same dog.  
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TEACHER:         Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?  
HAROLD:         A teacher