Technology Humor

Technology Humor

Anything mechanical, electronic or engineered except the kitchen sink

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Intellipen

Posted by on Apr 10, 2011 in Technology Humor | 0 comments

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Rocket Science

Posted by on Apr 8, 2011 in Technology Humor | 0 comments

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to  launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military  jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The...

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I’m tired . . .

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Technology Humor | 0 comments

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:  I’m tired because I’m overworked.  • The...

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Windows Southern Edition

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Technology Humor | 0 comments

  WINDOWS SOUTHERN EDITION Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies ofthe WINDOWS  SOUTHERN EDITION may have inadvertently been shipped outside the South. If you have one of...

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The birds and the bees

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Technology Humor | 0 comments

Modern Birds and Bees A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out...

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A special thanks to all my email buddies . . .

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Technology Humor | 0 comments

As we progress through 2011, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.   I no longer open a bathroom...

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UPS Airline Humor

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Technology Humor | 0 comments

Remember it takes a college degree to f ly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells...

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Gates compares computer industry to auto industry

Posted by on Mar 29, 2011 in Technology Humor | 0 comments

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...

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The Call Center Glossary- by the techies for the techies

Posted by on Mar 26, 2011 in Technology Humor | 0 comments

The Call Center Glossary Greg Levin   abandonment: The feeling a call center manager experiences just after talking to senior management about a budget increase. adherence to schedule: A call center...

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