Drunk as a skunk

Drunk as a skunk

That self medicated state that temporarily removes us from the reality of embarrassing moments.  There’s a lot to be said about drinking responsibly!

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Olga gets a beer

Posted by on Jan 19, 2012 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

It was a hot day in Minnesota…….. Olga hung out the wash to dry and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. “Gootness, it’s hotter dan hell today,” she mused to herself...

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Drinking and Driving

Posted by on Jan 1, 2012 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

This is a word to the wise for all my email friends. I would like to share an experience with you, it has to do with drinking and driving. As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities...

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Party in my Stomach

Posted by on Nov 24, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

An explanation of what happens when you mix your alcohol  

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Talking Clock

Posted by on Nov 24, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a...

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The Baptist Cowboy

Posted by on Jul 24, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes...

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Beer Diet

Posted by on May 14, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

Wow, how do you stay so thin?  “The beer diet” she promptl replies.

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The Power of Beer

Posted by on May 14, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

Funny beer ad about a guy and an ex girlfriend’s voodo

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Beer Run

Posted by on May 14, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

For the beer loving men in our life . . . .    

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The DUI Test

Posted by on May 2, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

The best police video of a DUI     .

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Jet Fuel

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

 A couple of airplane mechanics, drinking buddies, are in the hanger at Newark, where the runway is fogged in and they have nothing to do. John says, “Man, have you got anything to...

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Driving under the influence

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a down pour of thunder and rain.  Two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the...

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New WalMart Wines

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

Wal-Mart has announced that sometime in 2011, it will begin offering customers a new discount item — its own store-brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with...

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What a bad day . .

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, threateningly leering biker steps up next to him, grabs  his drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, watcha’...

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The natural order of things . . .

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for...

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Don’t mess with my horse

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had...

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Science 101

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks...

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I’ll read you your rights . . .

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Drunk as a Skunk | 0 comments

A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you.”   The drunk replies, “Tits.”

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