Things only a guy could relate to

Things only a guy could relate to

Frogs and snails and puppy dogs’ tails . . . and everything else that Mother Goose could care less about

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Book on Women

Posted by on May 23, 2011 in Things only a guy can relate to | 0 comments

I finally got the book that will help me understand women better.  Let me know if you need a copy.

The cashier

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Things only a guy can relate to | 0 comments

This man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register, he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought up to the register. She asked “What size condoms?” The customer replied that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his pants, which he did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, then picked up the store intercom and said, “One box of large condoms to register 5. “The next man in line thought this was interesting and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms and asked if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his pants, which he did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the store intercom and said, “One box of medium sized condoms to register 5. “A few customers back was this teen-aged boy. He thought what he had witnessed was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got up to the register, he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his pants, which he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said, “Clean up at register 5.”

Fact or Fiction?

Posted by on Mar 29, 2011 in Things only a guy can relate to | 0 comments

When a woman wears a leather dress . . . .

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?


Ever wonder why?


It’s because she smells like a new Truck.