Kids say the darndest things

Kids say the darndest things

Just all those amazing and entertaining antics that brings out the kid in all of us

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The Hair Cut – Father knows best

Posted by on Feb 5, 2012 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

The Haircut A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.   His father said he’d make a deal with his son,...

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My Favorite Animal

Posted by on Dec 15, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My...

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My Favorite Animal

Posted by on Dec 6, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My...

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Grandpa

Posted by on Nov 9, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It’s obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet...

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Grandfathers don’t know everything

Posted by on Aug 26, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked , ‘Grandpa, what’s...

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Actual answers on GED tests

Posted by on Jul 13, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)…………and they WILL breed.   Q. Name the four seasons A....

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Baby Laughing Hysterically at Ripping Paper

Posted by on Apr 17, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

To all the parents and grandparents:) out there, remember those moments when your little ones would laugh at some of the silliest of things?  Here’s one to enjoy and likely to bring back some...

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It’s just farts . . .

Posted by on Apr 6, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full...

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Wimpiest Dad

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

Two kids are arguing over whose Father is the wimpiest. The first one says,” My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he slides underneath our bed.” The second kid says,...

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Things we learn from Mom

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

>   My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…. >   “Just wait until your father gets home!” > >   My Mother taught me about RECEIVING…. >   “You are going to...

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Little Johnny

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book. The teacher noticed the fly sitting on the grade book, so she smacked it with a ruler. But, the fly didn’t fly away, so she smacked the grade...

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Kids are quick

Posted by on Apr 3, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

TEACHER:         Maria, go to the map and find North America   MARIA:         Here it is. TEACHER:         Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?   CLASS:        ...

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Smart little girl on plan

Posted by on Apr 3, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow...

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And we thought kids say the darndest things . . .

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

  (On September 17 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever,...

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The Final Exam

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

Final Exam At Penn State University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an ‘A’ so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before...

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The Winter Boots

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her young pupils put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still...

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A reason to fly Southwest

Posted by on Mar 30, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things | 0 comments

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago . The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, ‘If big dogs have...

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Cowboy from Wyoming

Posted by on Mar 30, 2011 in Kids say the darndest things, Political Humor | 0 comments

A cowboy from Wyoming   A cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. “Dad,” he says,...

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