The punchline is in the fine print – Legal and Accounting Humor

The punchline is in the fine print – Legal and Accounting Humor

Simply because no humor site is complete without a series of lawyer and accountant jokes

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The Tax Return

Posted by on Jul 24, 2011 in The punchline is in the fine print - Legal Humor | 0 comments

A woman walks into anaccountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few  questions.” He...

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Police Quotes

Posted by on Jun 24, 2011 in The punchline is in the fine print - Legal Humor | 0 comments

These are actual comments made by 16 different Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: 1.  “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder...

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The rising cost of auto insurance

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in The punchline is in the fine print - Legal Humor | 0 comments

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. The instances of faulty writing serve to...

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~~~WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER! ~~~

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in The punchline is in the fine print - Legal Humor | 0 comments

  1.    I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2.    Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t       plugged in. 3.   ...

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The frog

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in The punchline is in the fine print - Legal Humor | 0 comments

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he...

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