Religous Humor

Religous Humor

Its all intended as in good humor . . . no gospel and no preaching going on here. 

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How to get to heaven from Ireland

Posted by on Jan 19, 2012 in Irish Humor, Religous Humor | 0 comments

How to get to Heaven from Ireland : A true story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher..I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to...

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Bears Get Religion in Upper Peninsula

Posted by on Jan 15, 2012 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan . They would get together two...

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Converting a Bear

Posted by on Aug 29, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

  A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a  Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University  in Marquette . They would get together two or three times a...

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Elderly Catholic Italian Man

Posted by on Aug 7, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father, during World...

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Catholic Heart Attack !!

Posted by on Jun 16, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.  The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he...

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Signs from the heavens. . .

Posted by on May 12, 2011 in Battle of the Sexes, Religous Humor | 0 comments

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of  thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance… The...

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Catholic School – steppin’ up to the math

Posted by on Apr 18, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything…tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his...

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Two Beggars in Rome

Posted by on Apr 8, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome.  One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money...

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Martini Sermon:

Posted by on Apr 8, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

The young priest was so afraid at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before his second week in the pulpit, he asked the monsignor, “How can I relax?”  The monsignor, a veteran of...

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Confessional

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:  Man : I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many  children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren....

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The chauffer

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile. Well, the chauffeur...

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God’s view on Michigan

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, “Where have you...

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Kids in Church

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

>                                 KIDS IN CHURCH  ….. > >                                 3-year-old Reese : > >                     ...

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Arthritis

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

A drunk man who smelled like whiskey sat down on a bench in a subway station, next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of...

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HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS (not politically correct!)

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS  (not politically correct!)   God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’ The Arabs asked,...

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THE SOUTHERN TEN COMMANDMENTS

Posted by on Mar 29, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

This is much easier to remember!        Ten Commandments  Some people have trouble with all those ‘shall’s’ and ‘shall not’s’ in the Ten Commandments....

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5 nuns in a bar

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a...

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Late Night Obama

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

    SOME ARE TOO FUNNY NOT TO MENTION…  Obama The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno America needs...

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Time to donate

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Irish Humor, Religous Humor | 0 comments

Father O’Malley answers the phone… “Hello.” “Is this Father O’Malley?” “It is.” “This is the IRS. Can you help us?” “I will...

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I’ll wait for you at the pearly gates. . .

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Battle of the Sexes, Religous Humor | 0 comments

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all...

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When I get to heaven . . .

Posted by on Mar 19, 2011 in Religous Humor | 0 comments

Three guys died and when they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter meets them there. St. Peter said, “I know that you guys are forgiven because you’re here. Before I let you into Heaven, I...

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