Animal Humor

Animal Humor

For the animal lover in most of us.

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Dog meet ass

Posted by on Jan 19, 2012 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

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A Pet’s Child

Posted by on Jan 2, 2012 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

Every Child needs a pet . . . . or is it a Pet needs a...

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I can SEE you . . .

Posted by on Dec 26, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

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Best Chainsaw Imitation 2011

Posted by on Dec 10, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

and I think a hippo is a vegetarian . . . watch eating too many greens!

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Magician and the Parrot

Posted by on Dec 6, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

          A magician was working on a cruise ship.   Since the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks over and over again.   There was...

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Big Balloon

Posted by on Nov 24, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

So you think you’re having a bad day……. then you step outside of your...

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Singing Horses

Posted by on May 14, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

You control each horse by the series in which you click on and cursor over each horse. Click here to compose your tune ....

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Dog determined to get statue to play fetch

Posted by on May 14, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

This dog believes the statue will throw the stick if it remains determined . . .  

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Dancing Bear in the Wild

Posted by on May 2, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

This bears got the groove going on . . .      

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Chimp Learns to Ride Segway

Posted by on May 2, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

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Corgi Pups

Posted by on Apr 20, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

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Ticklish Baby Penguin

Posted by on Apr 20, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

What’s just as funny is how excited the little guy is to get tickled

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Bear Irony

Posted by on Apr 11, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

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Things dogs must remember . . .

Posted by on Apr 8, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying...

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The $20 Parrot

Posted by on Apr 8, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.  It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud; “Jeesh.  I wonder what happened to this...

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$10 Dog

Posted by on Apr 7, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and...

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Dogs on leashes

Posted by on Apr 6, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

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The Cat

Posted by on Apr 6, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

The  Cat A  cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the  gates and said, ‘You have been a good cat all  these  years. Anything you want is yours for the  asking.’The  cat...

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Dear Dog:

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

  Dear Dog: I’m so sorry that you were sent to the pound for the broken lamp that you did not break, for the fish that you did not eat, for the carpet that you did not wet.  Things here at...

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Power Outage

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

  It was a cold, dark stormy night.    The power went out and their passion    finally got the better of  them.  At that    moment they knew they had to be together.    They knew it...

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The Camel and The Elephant

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

An elephant asks a camel, “Why are your breasts on your back?” “Well,” says the camel, “I think that’s a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face.&#

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For the horse enthusiest

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Animal Humor | 0 comments

The backyard rider: Usually found wearing shorts and sports bra in summer, and flannel nightgown, muck boots and down jacket in winter. Drives a Ford Tempo filled with saddle blankets and dog hair....

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