What a bad day . .

A little guy is sitting at the
bar staring at his drink when a large,
threateningly leering biker steps up next to him, grabs 
his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
“Well, watcha’ gonna do about it?” he says
menacingly, as the little guy bursts into 
“Come on, man,” the biker says, ” I
didn’t think you’d CRY. I can`t
stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” 
says the little guy.
“I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, 
and my Boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car 
stolen and I don’t have
any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I 
took home. I found my wife in bed with the
gardener and then my dog bit me.
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put
 an end to it all.
“I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here
watching the poison
dissolve. Then a wise-ass like you shows up and drinks the
whole thing!”

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