Entertainment
From games to photography, this section will capture your attention with a myriad of contributions from our network of contributors.
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Captain Morgan Funny Prank Calls
Click here to go to Captain Morgan Funny Prank Calls. This is great fun, particularly if the recipient falls hook, line and sinker . . .
Kuroshio Sea
Kuroshio Sea is world’s second largest tank in the world at Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium in Japan. The tank is far from the epicenter of the devistating Japan earthquake and was not harmed.
Circle the Cat
CIRCLE THE CAT
SEE IF YOU CAN SOLVE THIS PUZZLE.
The object is to: ENCLOSE THE CAT with DARK circles all around it
-BEFORE- it sneaks OUT of the Puzzle.
It’s supposed to be a stress REDUCER but it can be a stress “INDUCER” !!!!
It’s fun and addicting!
PS: One of the ‘secrets’ is to not start too close to the cat…start further away…
(Ooooops, I almost let the ‘cat out of the bag’ !!!)
Have a little FUN!!!
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
You have to try this, it takes 2 seconds. It is from an orthopedic surgeon………… This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can’t. It is pre-programmed in your brain!
1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the
floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number ’6′ in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
And there’s nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you’ve not already done so.
And it took me years to master rubbing my tummy and patting my head at the same time. I’m getting too old for this stuff.
For LEXOPHILES (lovers of words)
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4 year old Howard Wong drum song
This is one very talented percussionist. Just as precious is some of his facial expressions. Enjoy!!
Top 10 Heroic Animals
As published by Time, March 21, 2011
1. Togo the sled dog
In 1925, a ravaging case of diphtheria broke out in the isolated Alaskan village of Nome. No plane or ship could get the serum there, so the decision was made for multiple sled dog teams to relay the medicine across the treacherous frozen land. The dog that often gets credit for eventually saving the town is Balto, but he just happened to run the last, 55-mile leg in the race. The sled dog who did the lion’s share of the work was Togo. His journey, fraught with white-out storms, was the longest by 200 miles and included a traverse across perilous Norton Sound — where he saved his team and driver in a courageous swim through ice floes. Togo, we salute you.
10. Magic the minature horse
Sometimes heroism can come in the quieter, more unassuming guise of a miniature therapy horse (such as the one seen above). Magic, a blue-eyed mare, regularly visited patients who needed comfort, whether in group homes, hospitals or hospice-care facilities, but one particular interaction gained her recognition as AARP’s Most Heroic Pet in 2010. Magic went to visit a patient who had lived in an assisted-living facility and hadn’t spoken to anyone during her three years there. But the moment she laid eyes on Magic, she said, “Isn’t she beautiful?” Those first words caused the staff to break out in tears, and she continued to communicate from that point onward. The Florida program that brought the two together, Gentle Carousel Miniature Therapy Horses, continues to work its magic in the Sunshine State.
Waves of Hawaii – by Clark Little
The next shot is the photographer’s favorite. With a high shutter speed he caught the brilliant fanned effect of two waves intersecting each other and throwing out this beautiful fan of water.
Pictures of very rare black fawn
Check out these photos of a very rare kind of deer that were recently taken in Austin, Texas by wildlife photographer Richard Buquoi. This little guy is an example of melanism, a condition where an individual has darker coloration than the norm. You can think of it kind of as the opposite of albinism, where an organism lacks color and appears white.
Melanism has been documented in a lot of different species and is typically very rare, although in some species it’s a relatively common color phase. That’s not the case with white-tailed deer, however, so these photos are pretty unique and special. In fact, while albino deer are also really rare, compared to documented cases of melanistic deer they are much more frequently seen, making this melanistic fawn the rarest of them all. Even this deer’s twin has standard coloration!
Optical motion
If you take a look at the following picture , let me tell you it is not animated. Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving. Or look at the black center of each circle and it will stop moving. But move your eyes to the next black center and the previous will move after you take your eyes away from it…. Weird
LIFE REFLECTIONS by George Carlin
1 Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
2 I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3 I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
4 I’m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5 Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
6 I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
7 Ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8 Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
9 You have to stay in shape. My Mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
10 I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
11 One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
12 They show you how detergents take out bloodstains.
I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn’t your biggest problem.
13 Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it’s because they’re such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful but I only have photos of her on the wall.
14 A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, “Don’t you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?” I said “I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you, too!”
The Universe Within
Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, Florida. After that, begin to move from the actual size of a leaf into a microscopic world that reveals leaf cell walls, the cell nucleus, chromatin, DNA and finally, into the subatomic universe of electrons and protons.
To step through this satellite magnification click here
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:
1. DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
5. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?”
SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
8. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO “GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?”
12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
15. WHY DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
16. IF A TURTLE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
24. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD ‘LISP’ TO HAVE ‘S’ IN IT?
30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED “HEMORRHOIDS” INSTEAD OF “ASSTEROIDS”?
31. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN’T SHOOT AT THEM?
32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
33. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?
34. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
Juke Box
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So kick off your shoes and enjoy a walk down memory lane. I’m listening to the songs of long ago and loving it! A REAL working juke box
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Click on any year and a Juke Box pops up with 20 hits of that year!