Questions and Answers from AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age 
  of 60 find younger, sexy women who  are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his 
wife is going throughmenopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with 
    tools, you can finish the basement. 
    When you’re done you’ll have a 
    place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that 
menopause is mentioned in 
the bible. Is that true? 
Where can it be  found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 
   “And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way 
     to Egypt ….”
Q: How can you increase the 
heart rate of your 60-plus 
year old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that 
terrible curse of the elderly 
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless.. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don’t forget where they park your      car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem; Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep More soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: “Gosh, I remember these!”

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