Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
| Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? |
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction. |
| Q: What can a man do while his wife is going throughmenopause? |
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done you’ll have a place to live. |
| Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? |
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: “And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt ….” |
| Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? |
A: Tell him you’re pregnant. |
| Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? |
A: Take off your glasses. |
| Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face? | A: Go braless.. It will usually pull them out. |
| Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? | A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car. |
| Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? | A: Storing memory is not a problem; Retrieving it is the problem. |
| Q: As people age, do they sleep More soundly? | A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. |
| Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? | A: On their foreheads. |
| Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? | A: “Gosh, I remember these!” |