Retitled Music of the 60′s

Some of the artists of the 60′s are
revising their hits  with new lyrics to accommodate aging
baby boomers who can remember doing the “Limbo” as if it were yesterday.

They include:

Bobby Darin —

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ A Flash

Herman’s Hermits —

Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr —

I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees — -

How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack—

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face?


Johnny Nash —

I Can’t See Clearly Now.?

Paul Simon—

Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores —

Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem—

A Whiter Shade Of Hair?

Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations — Papa’s Got A Kidney Stone


Denture Queen

“You haven’t seen my teeth have you Wilma?

Tony Orlando —

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy —

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore—

It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least…

Willie Nelson —

On the Commode Again

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