The Blanket

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to

 the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. After the initial

 embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep. The man in the

 upper berth, and the woman in the lower berth.

 In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says:

 ”I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if

 you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?”

 The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye says: “I have a

 better idea, just for tonight let’s pretend that we are married.”

 The man happily says: “OK. AWESOME..!”

 The woman says: “GOOD….. Get your own damn blanket!”

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