The Classifieds
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES:
½ COCKER SPANIEL
½ SNEAKY NEIGHBOR’S DOG
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FREE PUPPIES… PART GERMAN SHEPHERD
PART STUPID DOG
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT…
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE…
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS
OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED…
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
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NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
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BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING
”WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS”
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SHAKESPEARE’S PIZZA – FREE CHOPSTICKS
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HUMMELS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER
”IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!”
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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN – 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED – USED ONCE
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 – $9 PER HOUR.
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS – $175.
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OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB
AND IT’S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
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ALZHEIMER’S CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
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AND THE BEST ONE…………….
FOR SALE BY OWNERComplete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.