Senior Moments
Hands down, seniors are the largest contributors to this site. They may forget everything else, but they never forget to laugh.
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Hello Toes
An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. “Hello toes.”, he said. “How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh the times we’ve had!...
read moreOld Lady’s Letter to the Bank
Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his...
read moreI think Edna had this planned
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One...
read moreLost in the darndest places
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the...
read moreSenoir Lady Drivers
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just...
read moreSenior Driving
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car...
read moreOld Friends
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week...
read moreI CAN HEAR JUST FINE . . .
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, “Windy, isn’t it?” “No,” the second man replied,...
read moreLittle Old Lady
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say “Supersex.” She walked up to an elderly man in a...
read moreFamily
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, “Was I getting in or out of...
read moreDementia
Dementia (from Latin de- “apart, away” + mens ( genitive “mind”). It is a new term of art for what was once called ‘senility’. It is noted that chronic use of...
read moreThe Puzzle
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her neighbor...
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